Week #39 - Jacob

I am a Polar Bear. I like fish, but I love humans. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Humans are good. Very good. I actually ate a human yesterday…

I saw a human putting the bonnet up on his car to fix it and I thought, mmmmmmmmmmmm a human, I will go over there and “help” him. Hehehe. I went and hid over on the other side of his car so he didn’t see me, then I popped my head up and he saw me and went ahhhhhhhh! Then I said bruh, don’t scream, I will help you, and then I ate him. Yum. juicy.

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